My lover (who happens to be the same person I’ve been married to for more than 30 years) gave me voice recognition software last year for Christmas. Nothing moves too fast around here and being October, 10 month, we thought perhaps the software was well enough aged that we could install it other day. Besides I needed it to take notes on a because reading for class.
Today though, I was talking to the dog with microphone on and here’s what happened:
Stuff that metaphor. He met a furry he, now I know he was in awe. No one will know will you know. Was that all the dog? This is what happens when you talk to the dog with the microphone on.
I did add some punctuation but the words are what I spoke to the dog at least as the voice recognition thought.